things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
(via cloveslover)
I did not make any of these but I felt the inclination to share with you all.
i can’t even alksjdhfka
I MOTHERFUCKING CANT
I CARN’T BREATHE
Jackie Chan needs help finding his Noodles.
HIS NOODLES.
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE REASONS
I cant breathe someone help
HAS LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN
ALKDJa;df/
wAT
Laughing so hard! Go Jimmy go!
I CANT BREathe
still
(Source: kristnovoselicscrisco)
A boy left his bike chained to a tree when he went away to war in 1914. He never returned, leaving the tree no choice but to grow around the bike.
Photographer Unknown
(Source: saltykisses, via inspectordom)
I fooled around with Paul in a strawberry field….
I slept with George on the yellow submarine… and it was terrific
(Source: cynpop)
| friend: | how long does it take to get there? |
|---|---|
| me: | about 5 songs |
except she was female. k.
no he wasn’t :p
(Source: perksofbeingapotterfan, via cloveslover)
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
omg that would be hilar
I bet none of you will succeed
I bet no one will try
pfft well this is a joke but okay
(via cloveslover)
My friend in band today.
brenton omfg bless you
GELLAR IS A MEME OMfg help wat ldskjhg
(Source: cloveslover)
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away
(via a-erials)
| someone at school: | what are you listening to? |
|---|---|
| me: | no one you know or like |
(Source: diana-barrigan, via noxcauldron)
| TYPE YOUR NAME: | Samantha |
|---|---|
| TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: | zzanazsbn tfrghga |
| TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: | Samantha |
| TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: | samnasnbgfhga |
| SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBORD: | trhyn |
(via a-erials)
